my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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