Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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