That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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