PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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