marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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