At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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