Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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