In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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