u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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