You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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