i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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