you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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