And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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