sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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