Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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