I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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