I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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