shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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