Grow some girl-balls and come out already
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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