I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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