Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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