I'm going to rape someone's good day.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Did I show you my penis last night?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, Iād say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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