Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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