I think my fart just growled at me.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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