That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
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he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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