so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I am naked and annoyed.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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