Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
high people should be assigned attendants
We are two peas in an std pod
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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