the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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