my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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