The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
If I had your ass I would rule the world
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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