Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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