with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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