I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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