You can't special order awesome
only if we run a train.
done.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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