so let's talk penis.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
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Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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