just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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