This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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