you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I party with great urgency now.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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