I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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