We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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