I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
She announced her abortion via fbk
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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