I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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