Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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