? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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