Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Are we still banned from the library?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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