You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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