That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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