Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
3 2 1 whiskey
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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