I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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