Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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