on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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