My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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