That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I still have a little drunk in my system
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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