I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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