Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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